by WheelGrabbers

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This disc is ONLY available at the merch table! Get your ass to a show!!


released 16 February 2015

beats by the GirlGrabbers (Qknox + Gypdahip)
recorded in one weekend and mixed in a day @ Dryer Plug Studios
released on Dryer Plug Records
cover model Jillian Mercado
Raps by Kalyn O'heff
Trumpet by Joshua Trinidad
Bass by Mike Brown
recorded/mixed/mastered by Chad Saxton




feeds for this album, this artist
Track Name: Hard Out Here for a Gimp
no matter where i go….
all eyes on me
everyone stop what you’re doing
the human’s moving ooh and i breath
1 in many thousands ya thats who i be

now i need the whole room to freeze
they’re god blessing and me but i didn’t even sneeze
on they knees questioning excessively
wanna know my life expectancy
like it doesn’t get to me

get a hysterectomy or life worth living
i don’t watch tv, sounds like a gimmick
little people living in a big world
successful, married couple that have kids?… girl

let me guess... they eat dinner too
my breath ain’t nothing but an interview
not what i did or what i didn’t do
learned to exploit all this shit when i was introduced

to the game born into lame medical debt
brain and body weren’t identical yet
we made a hell of a bet
hypothetical mess
now i give no fucks and it’s
incredible yes

still Tangled up in the mic cable
and not able to eat at high tables or live life stable
fit all your right labels
but i didn’t get cat called
and ain’t complaining at all

they’re like kalyn you talk too much
shut up you walk too much
“is the sex still the same” i’m like “nah boo hush”
gave me a little confidence now i got too much

Inspirational porn star
ahh “my cute wheelchair?” cost as much your sports car
look we got enough problems
no need for you to call a cop who can’t solve one

tis the season get a job
taking pics wit santa in the middle of the mall
less you’re good at bagging groceries, and pushing carts
in the snow freeze
good thing for goodwill "oh please"

every time i go to a show, i can’t see shit
but i park front row

But I ain't asking for no pitty
then why you rappin so shitty?

there’s a stairway to heaven
so tell me how the hell we gonna get in?
lord knows where, i’m heading
it’s hard out here for a gimp