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1.
Mary Had a Little Band BPM 80.3 BM/Abm [chorus] it don’t matter it don’t matter it don’t matter you're insane if what you say is killing us when we're bringing out ideas from the brain let the drainage reign above all x2 knick knack paddy wack pick apart a poem barely rally rap on & on & on nearly selling seashells where sally sat como corazon silly willy hillbilly really no feely no tally wacks give a dog an alley cat Peter piper picked a pack o’ Freedom fighters dick get back don't Need a rider burn aristocrats at the ring of fire reach whatever we desire on a polar pattern phone tighter than a tiger and thee entire fleet empire Wishing she he had me to guide her kiss and listen be Macgyver Ball up your fist - call up the weed supplier you don’t know me now? then bitch you better Read a flyer Hickory dickory caught in slippery history lot’s of misery’s no mystery so go didgeri-doo more with less yes The Industry Is cold antihistamine told with similar similes sold to FREE MISTER CEE folded to fit the mold and swollen with apps rolling golden’s a gas surpassed pity for laughs subsidiary tasks completed in caps perhaps I never needed rap to put my city on the map [chorus] it don’t matter it don’t matter it don’t matter you're insane if what you is say killing us when we're bringing out ideas from the brain let the drainage reign above all x2 i don’t feed the meter meter meters "neener neener neener neener" couldn’t see her by the speaker mira Mira mira “you’re either dumb or down” well i am neither mister weiner ain’t buying his Demeanor i am senior senorita Fuzzy wuzzy was aware Of the lovey dovey dare But Funny money wasn't there So we were jumping castle air The dazzle ain’t no hassle we turned nothing into something rare Puppy love was gone if you’re gonna be you must beware so we put a Ring around the rosey pocket full of mostly let’s see where it goes I scream you scream we all scream that god damn big brother’s reallly got a nose don’t he? patty cake patty cake paddy wagon daddy wait we’ll fake it till we make it fast as we can’ duck duck goose when i gotta choose, i choose you so how much wood will the woodchuck chuck till the all good stuff sucks? let’s cut loose and elevate our hearts of feather weight Quick accelerate before we hella late i’ll be the one to delegate how we celebrate the nursery velvet cake’s on me it’s our anniversary [bridge] peter piper picked a pepper patiently planned oh mcDonald danced to donna summers' jamz oh my darlin clementine was really a man it seems that every time we try to write you can't understand [horns] Mary had a little band, little band little band mary had a little band who freaked a lotta shows, And everywhere that Mary went, mary went mary went everywhere that mary went The band was sure to go.
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Teeth 02:50
these publicists want none of this That's another business class that i must of missed plus i gotta bus a hit cus all them other tricks couldn’t get enough of it carrying my upper lip bury em tll i come up with something quick Lungs of a Puffer fish varying in temperatures and aquariums no touchin this staying on my hustle shhhhhit and here i am relying on the government married to the mothership selling kids the front line dying for a custom fit by now the oven’s lit with a lotta ideas and a dozen lists wasn’t cut out for sucking dick though that’s why i still do it for the fuck of it most would not anticipate the shit i say & flee the scene in disarray watch the haters dissipate here’s my ass kiss away participate in killin it since ain’t missed a day i’ll inundate the web on a wednesday with some ignorant shit friends won’t even imitate made up my mente i will not deliberate emanate heat over beats incinerate new me regenerate menstruate while they on repeat ten a day crack your noodle al dente while i refine, design, leave time to designate read the rest on the resume resonate Bring the boom clap back to the present day When a pleasant way show some respect the climax is max when i come correct don’t believe the hype othesis the fun’s just begun and i’m already having lots of it Rhinoceropolis try not to cause a fit preposterously so prosperous or polar opposite don’t get it backwards erryone knows i’m the shit cus I stack turds [like every morning] everybody jump back wave around your bus pass it’s the same thang game first love last Bring the bang off the gun rack making dumb raps like ain’t nobody done that everybody bump dat play it where you stunt at we didn’t leave and they’re ready for a comeback we came to hang with fun facts & hubcaps & make it rain on your sunbath dumbass X2
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Scooter Pack 03:49
4.
Hindsight 03:32
just the other day i got caught up on my phone and saw i this video from mac tay capone now, some would turn away me?, i hurried back home to read up on the bro this is what i know he posted on corner with the gang flipping wheelies and anything you needed any time of day what’s the dealy gotta hand it to the partna forever at the doctor slanging narcotics like clock work fully armed protected utmost respected born without arms so he never got arrested word around the streets police was trying to crackdown this is the heat of california And they don’t back down (gunshots) how you think the crips got their name? walking with a limp and a cane the hood will never be the same He was top of his game and never looked back sharp shooter mac packed a pistol in the scooter pack chorus: sharp shooter mac packs a pistol in the scooter pack Repeat + record scratches [how you think the crips got they name?] what he lacked in height he made up in arrogance when he had to fight click clack and there he went from surgeries to rat-a-tat blowing kush cataract homies drove him round in the burgundy cadillac a man of many accolades little did they know that mac tay’s no mac dre, but mac tay could rap for days he was getting pretty close to one of diddy’s hos copped a nice mic & started making videos a flack put him in a silly post gangster rapping midget clickity click this thanks for stacking digits yo here we go seemed like the right move kinda tycoon had him overnight on itunes 3 hundred thousand views nothing to lose interviews on national news so he threw back the goose by the whole bottle they filmed him wheeling down the ramp shoot “what a Roll model” chorus: sharp shooter mac packs a pistol in the scooter pack Repeat + record scratches [how you think the crips got they name?] cripping ain’t easy well pimpin ain’t either unless you live by the code tip the gatekeeper Fresh off tour countin hundreds with his feet back home in the zone getting blunted in the street there were deals on the table if he signed to the label he’d be packaged as the first rags to richest disabled the pitches, and the bizness had him feeling real suspicious the games is mad vicious he was in it for the digits he was given a chance sure a car and advance but he was giving up grands and they were pimping his brand so he envisioned a plan and made a list of demands they didn’t know who they was dealin with capone was the man they turned a bonafide hustler to american hero compared to his team he was bringing home zero point blank range pulled the trigger with his toes back to what he knows and that’s how it goes chorus: sharp shooter mac packs a pistol in the scooter pack Repeat + record scratches [how you think the crips got they name?]
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Same Shit 03:33
Chorus: It’s just that same shit different shape same shit different shade same shit same ol shovel same shit different day same shit different shape same shit different shade same same ol shovel same shit different day they say i’m the inspiration? (who me?) but i’m not inspired by limitations there’s so much on my plate no appetite can’t life wait? i’m busy jerking sacrifice for merchandise suppressed the perfect life rasterized half the size working twice as hard my car won’t get me to the next show not so far upset deep breath waiting for cd to be pressed by the time you hear it already done it to pieces jesus We’re playing for the same universal (right?) be more commercial refrain from rehearsal (ugh) can’t really take any more surprises as the water rises so does this quarter life crisis not suited for a plan doing all i can rooting for our fans you asked how’s the band? Chorus: same shit different shape same shit different shade same shit same ol shovel same shit different day same shit different shape same shit different shade same shit same ol shovel same shit every day (Guitar solo) How could I keep my composure or front like it’s kosher promoters add us to the poster for free “but it’ll be good exposure" uh no sir ee ah oh sure see? they don’t value music so i don’t value money honey pop the confetti (pop) i’d be hooked on valium if it wasn’t always sunny despite being petty we’re fighting for pennies ready no time to jack off or masturbate darling yes i have an audience to fascinate up jumps the followers get buck swallow earth gave it my all and it’s less than a dollars worth find another female to sell your presales quit blowin up my gmail this ain’t retail if press paid the bills i could murk details and maybe afford more dirt cheap thrills let’s be real girl be chill you know how i feel don't get me started a shitstarter with a kickstarter disheartened fuck around get smarter git disregarded Apparently transparency’s a rarity seen through the scenes who get off on charity Flourishing into peace i’m still Encouraged by the most discouraging industry not trying to come off all pissed and bitchin i’m grateful, thankful ok listen pound for pound we’re all bound to make it sounds like the same shit smells a little different don’t it?? Chorus: It’s just that same shit different shape same shit different shade same shit different shovel same shit different day same shit different shape same shit different shade same same ol shovel same shit different day
6.
from here to bangladesh I bang the best minimal fever hang the rest sang the mess studied flow seminal research rain is less in pain to guess what’s next not criminal either feelin more eager to stop abusing or losing my leisure until i’m a geezer not a believer nothing’s sincere Viva la diva disgusting and meager swallowed a heater followed the leader’s cadence under surveillance all in that ass accept indifference respect existence or expect resistance there’s no saving us it’s dangerous abide by the laws aside from the boss who made em up dictating trust and naming us to die for the cause all competition must be crushed every proposition has opposition saviors that’s on a mission laborers with no pot to piss in hoarders and mortars with border disorders minimum wage and a long page with 8 million ways to say can i take your order stacking these factories despite casualties mastery liberate give or take notice how gravity will hold us down Dying trying to make a living buying buying late thanksgiving violence violence i am flying high Escape in guilty habits Diet try it filthy rabbits eying all the profits coming in filthy riding dirty dining from an island WORTHY Healing by consuming zoom in everything is Ruined Everything is heavy Time and time again polyester cotton Dying fabrics mavericks Fighting i want more gimme less Crying crying tears of Joy toys Sundays best Supplying Multiplying demands supply deriving keep on driving driving drive away travel more fly a plane gas gas take a break shake n bake workers rights ya right but i’m high can’t complain take a number if i die before i’m off i pray the nets don’t catch my fall hired and then fired won’t retire till i have it all Life ain't nothing but a job Oh my God god the boss everything’s Cheep cheep Cost steep steep move beep beep dig deep deep dish satellite stash cash trash it fast Underpaid overworked runaway most your shirts Are gonna fade i go bezerk why am I in such a hurry worried in a frenzy that’s for suresy Outta sight outta mind security currently eyes on employees get the Currency with Urgency it just occurred to me we be working working just to make it work where’s the closest Emergency exit??? take the stairs in case of fire Poor me poor me poor me a drink all these blouses and verses houses and purses couches and curtains i was Raised in the circus By nurses and curses now I just wanna roam around the globe oh so shirtless i am what the earth is running outta resources
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Thunder 04:06
i’m on that original digital combat the biblical contact my visceral habitual ritual Did it don that i wasn’t your typical individual with physical means to bring the bomb back? keep digging deeper than a wombat far beyond being a pee-on under contract no residuals or minerals my peripheral visuals see media greedier & seedier comcast-ing live - 365 from esophagus it’s literal liberal wikipedia don’t get political yo hypocritical your Mammy wants a Grammy Linda Ronstadt I know it’s pitiful respect’s reciprocal with the kids i roll with nothing too opposite of miniscule topping out at pinnacle my cypher all continual climbing up the sinner stool do most with minimal CHORUS: the thunder in the sky the power i hold it caught you by surprise and shaking your bones you better recognize the thunder a boom it’s crashing up the clouds and the crew that i roll I’m on that ubiquitous underground sick with this hover-round lit up the sky with ridiculous thunder sound to contrast my wrong path put myself on blast blog fast Cus there will never be another now exist serendipitous of rich constituents or gift certificates set bars way precipitous drown out their impotence I’m happy with inhabitants that implement significance with instruments magnificence there’s difference between progress and dividends working on the bigger picture searching for the remnants cus we represent represent computer age deficit wrestling the earth or what’s left of it who you messin wit ain’t fucking with my habitat If I get big maybe then you can Have it back blaring heat summer comes cataclysmic vibes guaranteed none of us are getting outta here alive CHORUS: the thunder in the sky the power i hold it caught you by surprise and shaking your bones you better recognize the thunder a boom it’s crashing up the clouds and the crew that i roll OUTRO: Booom boom boom (repeats till end) We’re dancing the rain waiting to be kids again. Seasons come seasons go (repeats x4) We’re dancing in the rain waiting to be kids again Seasons come seasons go (repeats x4) We’re dancing in the rain waiting to be kids again Seasons come seasons go (repeats x4) Go Go Go We’re dancing in the rain waiting to be kids again CHORUS: the thunder in the sky the power i hold it caught you by surprise and shaking your bones you better recognize the thunder a boom it’s crashing up the clouds and the crew that i roll (synth sounds) We’re dancing in the rain waiting to be kids again (loud drums)
8.
who’s gonna watch them while they watch us? watch me watch you watch out keep watch how they got plenty of control but not a lotta trust always been the one who wouldn’t keep quiet had a lotta fun but couldn’t be violent learned how to listen understood and rewind it landed a position mom look what i did feeling good and excited all figured out what a life decided But the longer i tried it and kept to myself it helped to close both eyelids left the phone on silent best bet SOS from an island nothing is private less and less i feel fresh to def iant call me little miss guided But I got no one to confide in plus the jerk that i work for’ is reliant i’m out pussy on a riot boss: look we all share the same burden And what they don’t know can’t hurt em so protect your neck collect a check show some respect use the right wording national security’s our top priority naturally it’s a tough job most certainly Even more importantly if you let us down currently we’ll pull the curtain see you wouldn’t wanna make enemies with us you wouldn’t dare find clemency you’d be tossed as a traitor likely for life hostage of an embassy we’ll have tell world about your hostile tendencies and all your co-dependencies We got all the best lawyers who dig real deep for every last discrepancy reading through everyone’s diary in it’s entirety sure is tiring so go head fire me plus i’m in dire need of some change I heard verizon is hiring Cus the shit storm of information i’m holding will have me caught up in russia dead of winter snowed in live for the moment this is the golden age for the chosen only already on a hit list but i can’t dismiss interest of the public good luck finding a witness above this let’s get to business i’ll burry denial with miles and miles of piles of files Till truth goes viral signing off boss see you on trial
9.
not tryna be the most gifted in all the galaxies trust I’m iust the baddest B shifting it automatically my own academy sit from my home gallery lifted and no salary this shit is low in calories got over being so pissed with my own anatomy now casually loving life in all it’s majesty it’s going happily woven into a tapestry raking in the catastrophe make it into a masterpiece with a whole menagerie of little ones scraping by managing imagining fantasy that tangibly benefits us understandably but if the struggle wasn’t real i wonder what would the advantage be? everyone’s like yo k what’s happening i just keep having a ball that’s all I’m rambling devoted to my gel-cell battery but hell. there ain’t another hell that i would rather be ain’t no passin me racing at the bandimere now’s my chance to cheer hanging off the chandelier copped a few manicures but ran into a random year big shouts to everyone who gave a fuck, a hand, or ear lick shots keep em out my atmosphere unless gotta camera near sometimes i just want outta here And throw up the rabbit ears and leave Leave on new fab cool Cab Calloway cavalier Chorus: Honey Don’t Go Honey Don’t Go Honey Don’t Go Honey Don’t Go Honey Don’t Go Honey Don’t Go [Where the buffalo roam stoned] 2: used to be clean air best kept secret couldn’t keep it to ourselves now they all wanna be here They're cleaning up the neighborhoods bringing in the major goods hard having egos in a flock of seagulls Prepare Properly get the broccoli Property debt monopoly Probably left with an anomaly Bet That's rocky Economy class copy Vomiting mass monotony Found commonly in captivity get off me Show some comradery In some capacity Honoring the fam still here basic commodities Face it and pardon me... But last that I heard word Word is bond sean connery [word?] This is all me up in bikini Rap my face off cus u dont wanna see me houdini time to activate the beanie keep the hits coming and kick something with meaning the income limited but we still get it in and remain dissident the replay is imminent find peace in dissonance A dime piece feminist who aint saying nothing new just rhyming synonyms won’t front like all is good on the home front Seems like Every day a condominium goes up i’m fixing to relax tho sipping on the camomile gotta quit tripping on banana peels Chorus: honey don’t go honey don’t go Honey Don’t Go [where the buffalo roam] x2 where the buffalo roam stoned i call home it’s about a stones throw away from my own Iin my cortisone zone riding round the city on the chromosome chrome just got my 44th loan and the money don’t flow and the shorty won’t phone tomorrow's just a day away honey don’t go honey don’t go honey don’t go honey don’t go [where the buffalo roam it’s about a stones throw] honey don’t go honey don’t go honey don’t go [riding round the city on the chromosome chrome]
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[organ music this album is dedicated... to this album [shout out to you album] [we did it] they wanna tell me what to rap about [so i’m actin out] at the very least i hope i made you laugh out loud [catalog my analog Travelogue] see you for now, [camouflage] I hope I have the Stamina To talk my outta this [Ain't that about a bitch] [write more] talk less [read a book] ah yesss [instrumental] the light at the end of the tunnel Is growing [glowing] growing [going] Gone [bring in the gongs] cue the yawns [very first record] better not be my best [i hope it’s my very worst] i bet by the time it drops [ya’ll have already forgot] and want a bunch more [stop] self doubts a mother fucker ain’t it [It ain’t hard to be famous] But to make it last [you gotta compress and know where sustain is] Seems like everytime i think of a dope rhyme [i find 80 other cats who’ve used the same line] If u keep rapping about money [Number signs] Came out the ring swinging [now My ears won't stop ringing] All these words wouldn’t leave me alone [until i started singing] My wheelchair weighs a ton [stretched thinner than a busted condom] gotta hop a plane as soon I get this Song done true story [no i haven’t packed] yes we need a ride [ it’ll be fine] [Ok.. ok... stupid!!!] [i’m out]
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[getting pretty good at this…... rapping and sitting down thing] no matter where i go “all eyes on me” everyone stop what you’re doing the human’s moving ooh and i breath 1 in many thousands ya that’s who i be now i need, the whole room to freeze they’re god blessing and me but i didn’t even sneeze on they knees questioning excessively wanna know my life expectancy like it doesn’t get to me get a hysterectomy or life worth living don’t watch tv sounds like a gimmick little people living in a big world successful, married couple that have kids?… girl let me guess... they eat dinner too my breath ain’t nothing but an interview that’s not what i did or what i didn’t do I learned to exploit all of this shit when i was introduced to the game born into lame medical debt the brain and body weren’t identical yet we made a hell of a bet A hypothetical mess now i give no fucks and it’s incredible yes I’m still Tangled up in the mic cable and not able to eat at high tables or live life stable fit all your right labels but didn’t get cat called and ain’t complaining at all they’re like kalyn you talk too much shut up you walk too much or “is the sex still the same?” i’m like “nah boo hush” gave me some confidence now i got too much huh… the Inspirational porn star ahh “my cute wheelchair?” it costs as much your sports car look we got enough problems no need for you to call a cop who can’t solve one tis the season get a job taking pics wit santa in the middle of the mall unless you’re good at bagging groceries, or pushing carts through the snow freeze good thing for goodwill? "oh please" every time i go to a show, i can’t see shit but i park front row But I don’t ask for no pity so why you rappin so shitty? there’s a stairway to heaven [oh shit ok] so tell me how the hell we gonna get in? [hold on] [well i don’t know uhhh] lord knows where, i’m heading it’s hard out here for a gimp there’s a stairway to heaven [fuckin fuck] so tell me how the hell we gonna get in? [haha] [how we gonna get in?] [ hmmmm?] lord knows where, i’m heading it’s hard out here for a gimp there’s a stairway to heaven [fuck] so tell me how the hell we gonna get in? [no you’re not] [Kalyn, shut up] lord knows where, i’m heading it’s hard out here for a gimp there’s a stairway to heaven [knock... knock] so tell me how the hell we gonna get in? [how we gonna get in?] lord knows where, i’m heading it’s hard out here for a gimp it’s hard out here for a gimp it’s hard out here for a gimp [so tell me how the hell we gonna get in Lord knows where i’m headin it’s hard out here for a gimp Chorus repeats in background] [i’m not angry i’m gonna be angry] [i’m fucking pissed] [see whenever i’m pissed i just sound really neutral, which is dangerous]

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produced by Isaiah "Ikey" Owens

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released September 30, 2016

Mixed by Antoine Arvizu at Compound Studio (Long Beach, CA), & J.P. Bendzinski
Mastered by Antoine Arvizu at Compound Studio (Long Beach, CA)
Recorded by Chad Saxton at Dryer Plug Studios (Denver, CO)

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