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BONUS TRACK: Hard Out Here for a Gimp

from NO BIG DEAL by Wheelchair Sports Camp

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Hard Out Here for a Gimp (3:25)

lyrics

[getting pretty good at this…... rapping and sitting down thing]

no matter where i go
“all eyes on me”
everyone stop what you’re doing
the human’s moving
ooh and i breath
1 in many thousands ya that’s who i be
now i need, the whole room to freeze
they’re god blessing and me but i didn’t even sneeze
on they knees questioning excessively
wanna know my life expectancy
like it doesn’t get to me
get a hysterectomy or life worth living
don’t watch tv
sounds like a gimmick
little people living in a big world
successful, married couple that have kids?… girl
let me guess... they eat dinner too
my breath ain’t nothing but an interview
that’s not what i did or what i didn’t do
I learned to exploit all of this shit when i was introduced
to the game born into lame medical debt
the brain and body weren’t identical yet
we made a hell of a bet
A hypothetical mess
now i give no fucks and it’s
incredible yes
I’m still Tangled up in the mic cable
and not able to eat at high tables or live life stable
fit all your right labels
but didn’t get cat called
and ain’t complaining at all
they’re like kalyn you talk too much
shut up you walk too much
or “is the sex still the same?” i’m like “nah boo hush”
gave me some confidence now i got too much
huh… the Inspirational porn star
ahh “my cute wheelchair?” it costs as much your sports car
look we got enough problems
no need for you to call a cop who can’t solve one
tis the season get a job
taking pics wit santa in the middle of the mall
unless you’re good at bagging groceries, or pushing carts
through the snow freeze
good thing for goodwill? "oh please"
every time i go to a show, i can’t see shit
but i park front row
But I don’t ask for no pity
so why you rappin so shitty?

there’s a stairway to heaven
[oh shit ok]
so tell me how the hell we gonna get in?
[hold on]
[well i don’t know uhhh]
lord knows where, i’m heading
it’s hard out here for a gimp

there’s a stairway to heaven
[fuckin fuck]
so tell me how the hell we gonna get in?
[haha]
[how we gonna get in?]
[ hmmmm?]
lord knows where, i’m heading
it’s hard out here for a gimp

there’s a stairway to heaven
[fuck]
so tell me how the hell we gonna get in?
[no you’re not]
[Kalyn, shut up]
lord knows where, i’m heading
it’s hard out here for a gimp

there’s a stairway to heaven
[knock... knock]
so tell me how the hell we gonna get in?
[how we gonna get in?]
lord knows where, i’m heading
it’s hard out here for a gimp

it’s hard out here for a gimp
it’s hard out here for a gimp
[so tell me how the hell we gonna get in
Lord knows where i’m headin
it’s hard out here for a gimp
Chorus repeats in background]

[i’m not angry i’m gonna be angry]
[i’m fucking pissed]

[see whenever i’m pissed i just sound really neutral, which is dangerous]

credits

from NO BIG DEAL, released September 30, 2016
(Kalyn, Jerod Sarlo, Anwar Woody)
Vocals: Kalyn
Beat: GirlGrabbers (Qknox + Gypdahip)
Mixed/Mastered: Chad Saxton @ Dryer Plug Studios (Denver, CO)

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